bettershitbricks:

jobseeking is way more stressful than an actual job could ever be

Posted 5 hours ago

(Source: pechanko)

"hiring entry level positions"

the-goddamazon:

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Bonus: Part-Time/Seasonal Only.

(Source: gypped)

Posted 5 hours ago

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

Posted 10 hours ago

test-your-luck:

IF YOU WENT TO SAN DIEGO COMIC CON OR KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS, PLEASE READ.

One of my dearest friends was found on the side of the road, unconscious and bloody. She was wearing this cosplay on the day it happened. She was last seen with friends when she ran off after a disagreement. Please, please, please, if you have ANY information or saw her anywhere, contact her mother. The full information is down below. This isn’t okay and it’s sickening to know that this happened at a place people truly can enjoy themselves. Please spread the word.

 ”I just received a call from the San Diego Police Department and my daughter Emily Weyer aka Milly Makara was found on the side of the road covered in blood with no ID unconscious. They are unsure what happened to her. My husband is on his way to the police station and then the hospital. If you have any information on what happened to her please send me a facebook message or call me at 951 229 3394. Thank you in advance”. -JILL WEYER

nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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Posted 13 hours ago

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Posted 14 hours ago

(Source: treatsforme)

WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it
Posted 14 hours ago